Each of these fat-asses outweighed me  by more than 70 lbs. What a couple of fat-asses.
Tom Bellini's jersey is stuck on his tit...
	The most prized  of my possessions... ...each scratch is a 5-Advil  Headache
This Jerk feels the pain.
	I have no comment  about this man.
I should have blocked this extra point.  But I didn't.  So I blocked the next one.  And hurt the kid on the left as well.
	As Captain, I had the duty and honor  of guessing the outcome of a random coin toss.
They gave me this trophy for hurting fat kids and embarrassing skinny ones. I love Football.
	This pile of cellulite is the reult of months of intense training.  Really. I'm the legs in the dark box.  Making the tackle.  Really.
I hurt my neck making this tackle. I hurt my neck a lot. Hurting my neck gave me a boner. Not really.
	Me and Joe DeMatteo at the Football Banquet. We shared our football experience. All joking aside... ...that is why i like football.