thanks, ben (this will be expanded significantly after i sleep a bit and maybe exercise, eat, etc.)

Things that girls should, but dont, know...
 
 

1. Haircuts are inherently bad.
 2. It only takes two minutes to change for gym.
 3. There are two kinds of shoes: sneakers and dress shoes.
 4. The PLOT of Dawson's Creek is not important.
 5. "How nice" is code for "I don't care."
 6. You throw like a girl.
 7. Circle of friends was not a good movie, even if your boyfriend said he
liked it.
 8. Baseball isn't boring.  Embroidery is boring.
 9. When a guy says he doesn't want to dance, it means he can't.
 10. N'SYNC has no musical talent.
 11. Neither does Carmen Elektra. But that doesn't matter.
 12. The words "you're" and "right" can never coexist.
 13. There is more to football than the players' butts.
 14. Death Wish 4 is indeed a romantic movie
 15. Gas is on the right, brake is on the left.